A CONVERSATION

Me: but guess where my boyfriend is!
Me: guess
Me: he should be landing any minute
Gavin: NO WAY
Gavin: get you sum girrrl
Me: oh no
Me: no no
Me: he's been on a plane for TWENTY FOUR HOURS
Me: he is in effin jakarta
Me: that is twelve time zones away
Gavin: holy eff
Gavin: i don't even know where that is
Me: YOU CANNOT GET FARTHER AWAY ON EARTH WITHOUT STARTING TO COME BACK
Me: it hurrrrrtss
Gavin: dammmmmmmn
Gavin: awww
Gavin: think of it this way
Gavin: every step he takes while he's there he's getting closer to you
Me: THAT MADE ME CRY
Gavin: I'M THE SWEETEST BOY IN THE WORLD
Me: YOU ARE
Gavin: TELL EVERYONE
Me: I AM RIGHT NOW
Me: ON MY TUMBLR
Me: OH GOD I AM A PIECE OF CRAP
Gavin: hahahah
Gavin: NO WAY
Gavin: TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO INVITE ME OUT FOR A NIGHT OF PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING
Me: DONE AND DONE

12/25/10